How Swine Flu Changed My Life

Well It all started with a text message that read "It was once said that a black man would be President when pigs fly...well 100 days into his presidency swine flu!!!" well I looked at this text and thought is this suppose to be funny? So I read the text message to Michael to see if it made any sense to him. He just gave it a quiet chuckle and I asked what was so funny I don't get it. Well Michael looked at me as if I had been locked in a box for the past 50 years and have no idea what is happening in the world. Rightly so I had no idea what was happening cause the last time I watched the news had to be over 2 months ago. So he filled me in and told me that I need to watch the news more. This text I got on April 30th so I am still not sure what the fuss is all about but I know it is contagious and I do not want it.